Step 1: Stay in bed as long as you possibly can.
Step 2: Speed run.
How to get ready in the morning
I feel called out.
if you roll off the bottom of your bed at just the right angle you can clip through the floor straight into the shower saving precious time
I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.
Purgatory
